sadbreasts:

When u try 2 give birth 2 a cat out of ur ass but the cat keeps squirming

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dreamwurks:

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lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

More importantly why didn’t you say ‘my time has cum’